They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
