On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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