New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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