Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
soo... how was my night?
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