come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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