I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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