yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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