i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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