is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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