does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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