You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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