so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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