Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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