quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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