no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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