So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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