Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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