just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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