i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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