when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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