i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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