I love black thongs
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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