If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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