i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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