i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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