please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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