lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize