If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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