Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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