I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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