I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
