i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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