some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I wish you could order shots online.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I think i got beer on your cat.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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