awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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