Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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