you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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