thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Congratulations! We have a period
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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