I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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