I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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