You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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