I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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