Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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