before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
worst night to have a conscience
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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