he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i came on her dog
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
