she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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