I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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