I bet he comes in French.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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