laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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