why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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