3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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