how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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