hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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