all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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