is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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