"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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