I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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